SHOCKER: Gloria Squitiro's writing a book

"A whistlestop train tour across America is part of the promotion, Squitiro says"

Please tell me this is a joke.

She'd be lucky to get any promotion on a whistlestip train tour across the city, much less the country....

Yep! It's true! I'm penning a love story about the Mayor & me! It's going to be full of explicit disgusting details of us bumpin' uglies in City Hall! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Be careful who ya vote for!!!!!!!!!!!!! You thought I was an embarrassment before this! You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for the recall campaign. Give me a break Funk, I really thought you were smarter than this.

If it gets published, we should boycott the purchase--buy one copy and pass it around for the thrill seekers. Otherwise we might not only choke on our cornflakes, but lose our lunch as well!

Good God she is a LOOOOONNNNN!!!!

She said something like "Well someone told me the cheapest form of advertising is a card on the back of an Amtrak train--I can buy one of those and do a whistlestop tour!"

She sounded very disjointed. I listened to part of her deposition on the KC case and she sounded like two different people--which she may be.

The lesson here is---just like with Obama---NEVER elect these looney Lefty Dems! With Obama you get Socialism, Towering debt, kissing Islams posterior and apologizing to the world that we are (were) the greatest nation in history. With Lurch you get all the Hippy Dippy crud that he has brought here.

Happy now all?

She is going to write a book about the Flunk's term in office. And she going to start the publicity tour now. Does that mean even she knows his "term in office" is effectively already over ?

Come on now, Panda... after two years of these putrid vermin, you know very well not to expect better than this.

C'mon, this is your opportunity to help her with the title. My first thought is "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest-Act II".

Or "The Sound and the Funkhousers" (sorry, Mr. Faulkner.)

"The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test Meets City Hall"

Your turn.

tickle your fancy, Glo?

"Delusions of Adequacy"

"Totally Funk'd"

"Move Your @$$, Funk!"

"But I'm Italian, Dammit! So Ya Better Watch Out"

"How to Lose Friends and Influence Glass Etchers"

"Kiss My Smudge Pot"

"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Missouri Campaign Finance Law."

Or ...

"Beige People in the Black Part of Town."

Or ...

"The Autobiography of Funk X, as told to Gloria Squitiro"

Who in their right mind would be interested in her story?

Best title since Kansas City has really been FUNK'D.

"If I called Her Mammy, This Is How I Did It." Book signing at her new church in the "Black" part of town. The one officiated by Rev James Tindall. TRUE!

My choice over a month ago.

Joe Miller, someone who has been published, couldn't get any publisher to bite on his book, Funky Town.

People don't give a rats about white trash that can't even misbehave properly - Funkhouser and Gloria can act up, and its still B-O-R-I-N-G.

Now Gloria, a very unaccomplished writer, is trying to make money on her book - no - TWO BOOKS.

Ask that large, unaccomplished woman how many publishers have said they're interested....

Gloria hasn't accomplished anything in her life worth writing about.

What a bunch of white trash losers.

They need to ley you out of lockdown so you can walk the prison grounds once in a while.

I was going to say power, but that doesn't seem quite right.

whatev.

:o)

Writing a book? In what language? Surely not English as she has yet to master the language of Shakespeare, Miller (Henry, not Joe)nor Mr. Rodgers.
Thanks, weird couple. I think you helped us gather many more signatures today. You should listen to you 5K a month guy. He probably urges you to sit down and shut up.

This quasi- mayor is wasting city resources.

Good one, mainstream. LOL

Easy up on the drama queen angst there, Bill.

The whistle stopped ringing in Gloria's ears a long time ago. Now she just has tinnitis. In fact, I suggest that her book be entitled: "The Lady Has Tinnitis." No, Gloria that does not mean tin ear. Get a good dictionary.

"Joe Miller, someone who has been published, couldn't get any publisher to bite on his book, Funky Town."

Actually, I never got to the point of sending it to publishers. My agent told me she didn't think the story was big enough to nab a deal from a trade publisher. It could, on the other hand, probably get a deal from an academic press. But that's not really the Funk & Gloria story. That's a story about cities, with their story as an entertaining narrative framework of sorts. When I tried the proposal as a story about them, I was told it wasn't interesting enough for a national audience. It *could* make a good magazine article, though, my agent said.

As for the title of Gloria's book, that's already been decided, or at least it was when I quit. Mark has shared it with quite a few people. It's going to be called: C'Mon Funk, Move Your Ass! Gloria Squitiro and the New Politics.

I'm not kidding.

There above is a title for Gloria's book. The subtitle could be: A Case of Whoop Ass

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